Clinton one-liner

The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.

Clinton one-liner

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary’s hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?

Clinton one-liner

The problem with a government-run trust fund is that there is too little of either.

Statistical one-liner

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 1-3, alpha = .05

Food one-liner

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

Food one-liner

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.