Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?

A: Chirpes. It’s one of those canarial diseases. I hear it’s untweetable.

X-Files Top Ten Lines Never to Be Heard

10. “The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder….I think it wants to phone home.” 9. “Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know, but wouldnt that...

Never Heard That Exc

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down,the breeze was blowing through what was left of...

Have you heard of the

Have you heard of the new all-black version of a Shakespearean comedy called “As You Likes It”?

You Heard Mom…

Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time. “Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie.” “I don’t fucking want one,” declared Johnny....

Have you heard the one about the . . . ….

Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . executive who was so old that when he chased his secretary around the desk, he...