– Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. – Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. – Yo mama’s so...
Your Momma so hairy kingkong aint got shit on her
Your Mommas so hairy, when she gave birth, it took the doctors a week to dig the baby out.
Yo mama so hairy a blind man mistook her for his seeing eye dog.