Getting your dog into a bar

Note to the civilized world: They don’t let dogs into bars in the US.————————–Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs… One had a Doberman pinscher...

Getting a date as a lawyer

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.The guy said, “It’s simple. I...

Cows Getting It

Little Johnnie is sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows. The preacher walks up, and asks Johnnie what he is doing. Johnnie replies, “I’m watching that...

You Know You’re Getting Older When

You Know You’re Getting Older When… Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You feel like...

Getting Older

According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60’s, 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered...

Getting revenge with marriage

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry...