New dinosaur found!

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A: A Lickalotapuss!

The Top 15 Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes (Part II)

15> No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. 14> For children ages 4-10, or really wasted adults. 13> Not to be confused with “Poke You...

Lost and Found

An old man in heaven comes up to Jesus Christ. “Hello, young man,” he says, “would you help me look for my son?” Jesus Christ smiles apologetically and says...