“Flight 1234,” the control tower advised,…

“Flight 1234,” the control tower advised, “turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.””Roger,” the pilot responded, “but we’re at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?””Sir,”...

There was this flight attendant that was so…

There was this flight attendant that was so stupid the other ones noticed…

Flight to New York

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles her in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around...

A Blonde takes a flight to Toronto

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our...