19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation

16> Emptyin’ the Saloon15> Pocket Punch ‘n’ Judy14> Signing your John Hancock13> Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand’s Breadth at a Time12> Waving to Queen Victoria11> Trying for a...

The Top 13 Internet Euphemisms for Death

13. Clicked the bucket 12. www.he’s-dead,-jim.com 11. Invested in Pointcast 10. Visiting the Chat Tomb 9. No longer able to view the web’s hottest women 8. </life. 7. Opened...

Top 15 Euphemisms for Male Genital Organ Enlargement Surgery

15. Genetational pinocchiotomy. 14. Doubling the interest rate on your mutual fun. 13. Peter padding. 12. Plumping the ball park frank. 11. Putting the archbishop on the rack. 10....