A tomato in an elevator

Q: What’s red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.

Using the Elevator

An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the man said to his wife,...

5 Things to do in an elevator

1. Before someone gets off, yell, “WAIT! I HAVENT SMELLED YOU YET!” 2. After smelling them, tell them what culture they smell like they are from. 3. Tell EVERYONE...

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going...

Fun Things to do in an Elevator

– To a man, say “Joe, how have you been?”, and carry on a conversation with him like you’ve known him forever. – Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great...

Cum on the Elevator Floor

there was a red head, bernet, and a blonde. they were getting on the elevator to go to work up to the 6th floor. while they were going up...