Q. What do elephants use for condoms?…

Q. What do elephants use for condoms? A. Blimps.

Q. What do elephants use for tampons?…

Q. What do elephants use for tampons? A. Sheep.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore

-How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a duck. -Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide...

Why do elephants have 4 feet?…

Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.

Blue Elephants

1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. 2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and...