Drunken Donut II: Th

A cop pulls over a guy.”Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says.”Your eyes are awfully glazed — have you been eating doughnuts?”

Drunken Man and Blonde

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him...