I'm not Drunk…

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else… After careful consideration, I...

Strong Drunk

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he...

Drunk at your door

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock — it’s half-past three in...

Lawyer and Drunk

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a...

Piss Drunk

One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and...

Only when drunk

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place… Man: ‘What’s the problem officer?’ Officer: ‘You were going at least...