All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench, and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and Orders another....

Drink For The Women

One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points...

Guiness a real drink

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conferencing.Bruce, the boss of...

I Need A Drink!

Woman walks into a bar . . . totally nude and asks the barkeep if he can serve her a drink. He looks her up and down and says,...

How old is this drink?

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot...

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would…

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. – David Daye