A cat’s dream come true

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Saint Peter says to the cat, “You lived a good life,...

Carpenter’s Dream

Your momma is a carpenters dream . . . Easy to screw in.

Wifes Dream

A newlywed couple goes to bed early on Christmas night. The wife awakes in the middle of the night, wakes her husband and says: “Honey, Honey wake up! I...

Wet dream

i had a wet dream last night you got run over by a bus and i pissed myself laughing