10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!

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Did you hear Clinton doesn’t

Did you hear Clinton doesn’t use bookmarks? He just bends over and sticks the pages!

Anything that doesn’t eat you

Anything that doesn’t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.