Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road? Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
Why did the blonde cross the road?I don’t know.Neither did he.