A walkie-talkie, of course

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Sophomore course

How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because that’s a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration...

Change your course now

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the...