Gettin a sperm count

A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring...

You can count on me

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.

Sperm count

(Q) How do you know when a guy has a high sperm count? (A) You have to chew before you swallow!!