In Common

What do a woman and a condom have in common?They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.

Common

Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Their both empty from the neck up