Coming home late

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight….”I promise!” Well, the hours passed...

I’m Coming!

A worker on a construction site of a high rise building climbed all the way to the top of the building before realizing that he needed a second pair...

Coming or going

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he’s coming or going.