The Top 16 More Realistic Senior Class Award Categories

16> Most Likely to, if Not “Succeed,” at Least Experience a Slower Descent Into Pathetic, Miserable Failure 15> Most Likely to Still Be Living in His Mom’s Basement Well...

First class

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move...

Little Johnny and his class

One day, a teacher told her class to say their father’s occupation, spell it then say what he would give them if he was there today. Marie stood up....

Lamaze class

Frequently I am asked by my readers to explain the mysteries of child birth. Well okay, that’s actually completely untrue, but since we’re on the subject I want to...

Class assignment

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuse will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate)...

15 fun things to do in class

Next time your in class bored out of your tree…. 1. Say out loud “Does anyone have any grey poupon?” 2. Make animal noises 3. Sit on your desk...