I am a chemist and I

THE CHEMIST’S SONGSung to the tune of Monty Python’s “I’m a Lumberjack and I’m Okay.” CHEMIST CHORUSI’m in chemistry and I’m okay, He’s in chemistry and he’s okay, I...

Chemist’s last words

The last words of a chemist:13. And now the detonating gas problem.14. This is a completely save experimental setup.15. Where did I put my gloves? Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com

Chemist’s fast prayer

Chemist’s fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?