CHANGES IN A GOVERNMENT RUN BY PRO WRESTLERS

* Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. * President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face...

The Top 13 Changes at Microsoft as a Result of Antitrust Charges

13. Microsoft offices no longer providing toilet paper bearing Netscape logo. 12. Follow-up release to “IE4” now being referred to internally as “IE5-10, with time off for good behavior.”...

The Top 16 Changes at the White House Now That the Clintons have a Puppy

16. To avoid confusion, staff reverts back to referring to Madelaine Albright by name. 15. New “doggy door” makes it that much easier to sneak out a midnight run...