Blondes to Change a Light Bulb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Two to get a chair, one to get drinks, one to get a radio, and another to...

How many alcoholics does it take to change…

How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None, They form a support group and learn to deal with the darkness.

How many professors does it take to change…

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

Y-to-K Date Change Project Status

“Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We...

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is 10. 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed. 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb...

How many women does it take to change a light…

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None. “It’s a man’s job.”