2 brain cells

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

Brain cells grown

Brain cells were grown in a laboratory in Florida… Now the next step is going to be transplanting them into a California jury. -David Letterman

More Brain Cells Than A Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don’t shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull...