George Carlin Witticisms

1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man...

24 questions from George Carlin’s warped brain

: 24 questions from George Carlin’s warped brain:1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,...