A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the...
Q: Why did Captain Hook die? A: Because he wiped his ass.
How did captain hook die? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand! Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Captain Penny’s Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.