Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab:...

Dogs `n Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab:...

Men & Light Bulbs

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One… Men will screw anything.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

Sailors and Light Bulbs

How many sailors does it take to remove a light bulb? Two or more. One sober sailor to hold the bulb and the rest drink until the room spins.