Broken Commandmants

Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often “adopted” by a family. One such young officer, a Lt. Commander, became an ‘Uncle’ to...

Broken finger

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger, she says, ‘Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm...

Broken Teeth

A blonde girl comes home from school and says, “Ma, is it true that babies come out of where boys put their wieners?” Her mother says, “Yep.” The girl...

Broken down

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She...

Broken Fingers

A man and a woman had just gotten married and the were at the wedding reception. Now it was a family tradition on the bride’s side to dance the...