They’d break

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break.

Cyber Break Up Letter

Dear (if that is your real name), I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic removal of unpleasantness from my life,...

The Top 15 Macho Ways to Express a Break-up

15> She opened up a can of industrial strength whoop-heart. 14> She keyed the hood on my Corvette of love. 13> She roadkilled my heart on the grille-work of...