The Birds and the Bees

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought,...

Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa

Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa? Because it ain’t worth a crap.

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?

A: Chirpes. It’s one of those canarial diseases. I hear it’s untweetable.


there were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if u like it email me at

Birds + Mice

The early bird gets the worm,……. But the second mouse gets the cheese!

Birds and the bees speech

It was a bright and cold winter morning, Mom and sister were at the mall so Dad decided it was a good time for a father and son chat...