Children’s Bible Essays

In the first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple...

Is PMS in the Bible?

A man is sitting down in front of the fire place and is reading the Bible. His wife comes in and looks down at him and says, “Why do...

In the Bible

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After...

Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date

10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate! 8) Saint Peter wouldn’t do the actual judging — he’d hire a temp. 7)...

Bible By College Students:

How the Bible would have been different if written by college students: Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they...