Q: What do you get when you cross a Pick Pocket with a Peeping Tom? A: A person who Watches Snatches!
Q. What’s the difference between a women’s track team and a tribe of pygmies? A. The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me…...
Q. What’s the difference between a woman with pms and a rottweiler? A. Lipstick.
What’s the difference between a wedge of old cheese and an girl? One is strong smelling and covered in mold and the other goes great with crackers!
Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb.