A man appears before the pearly gates…

A man appears before the Pearly Gates “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?””

Twas the Night Before Christmas…

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Version Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming,...

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

Benjamin Franklin

Twas the byte before Xmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a circuit was working not even in my mouse; The files were all loaded on the hard disc...

T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa…

T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a...

The Night Before Y2K

Twas the night before Y2K and all through the house we all were in hiding, me, my kids, and my spouse. The firewood piled floor to ceiling with care...