Falling bears

Q. Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree? A. Because it was dead. Q. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? A. Because...

Trapping Bears

How do you trap a bear? You dig a hole ten feet deep and ten feet wide. You fill the hole with ashes. Then you put peas around the...

Teddy Bears

A man walked into a bar with a teddy in his hand When the punters asked why he ahd a teddy he replied Bear with me

The “real story” of the three bears..

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....

Why Chicago Bears Can’t Win

Why can’t the Chicago Bears win a game? Because they go into hibernation too early.