Why did the chicken cross the beach?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide.

Nude beach

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s female genital organ. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled...

Lawyer at beach

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.Lawyer #1 says, “Boy, wouldn’t you like to screw her?”Lawyer #2 then asks,...

On the beach

It was August and little Hannah was on holiday with her parents. One day, her dad says to her, �Did you know that they don�t allow elephants on this...

Genie on Malibu Beach

A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a bottle. He looked around and didn’t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and...

Trouble walking on the beach

A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that...