When asked for her occupation,

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for...

My young son asked me

My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I...

A young man once asked

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied, “A million years to me is just like a single second to you.”...

He shouldn’t have asked!

MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and pretty. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room she...

Some stupid questions asked of Park Rangers

From the US Parks web site:Grand Canyon National Park Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom —...

He shouldn’t have asked!

MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and pretty. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room she...