Anything to Save a Buck

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have intimate relationshipual intercourse?”...

People will buy anything that

People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.

I Don’t Need Anything Else

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, ‘Honey, I know we’ve...

Anything that doesn’t eat you

Anything that doesn’t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.