Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and then comes back? A dirty double crosser. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.” Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?” “No,”...
Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal-Mart? He saw a sign that said, “Boys underwear half off!” Submitted by Sammb Edited by Curtis
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?