Q. Why are spiders always like tops? A. They are always spinning
Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows all the Hoe, Hoe, Hoes!
Always good advice: 1) Backup your important files. 2) Defragment your hard drive. 3)Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
If you’re always right, something’s wrong.
Why is Stevie Wonder always Smiling? Because he doesn’t know he’s black