Q. Why are spiders always like tops?…

Q. Why are spiders always like tops? A. They are always spinning

Why is Santa always so jolly?…

Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows all the Hoe, Hoe, Hoes!

Always Good Advice

Always good advice: 1) Backup your important files. 2) Defragment your hard drive. 3)Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

Old age is always fifteen

Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.

If you’re always right, something’s

If you’re always right, something’s wrong.

Why is Stevie Wonder always

Why is Stevie Wonder always Smiling? Because he doesn’t know he’s black