The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Has a Problem With Alcohol

15. Wakes up looking for a little hair o’ the human who bit him. 14. Won’t go near that darn chuck wagon, but when the bar cart rolls through,...

Newly issued alcohol warnings

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or...

Alcohol warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING:...

Intellectual Reasons for Drinking Alcohol

Suppose you’re at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you’re drinking some health fanatic drink...

Alcohol Warnings

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING:...