Late again

Mummy was telling little Sadie a story about a witch who arrived at a hotel without her broom because the broom was late. �Why was the broom late, mummy?�...

Failed again!

Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?” David: “You just send a telegram: ‘Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.'” Submitted by Curtis...

Bowling again

It’s after dinner when a man realizes he’s out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he’ll be right...

Show it again, Sam

The film board of censors had just viewed a new film of dubious social and artistic value, when the chairman arose and said: “I believe I speak for all...

Confucius says again…

1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles,...

Roadkill again?

Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.