A piece of advice

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

Always Good Advice

Always good advice: 1) Backup your important files. 2) Defragment your hard drive. 3)Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

Free advice costs nothing until

Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.

Yassar’s Good Advice

Yassar Arafat’s advice to President Clinton: “Goats don’t talk.”

Asking for legal advice

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a...

Advice From Mom

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and...