Selling the Wife

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him
what happened.

“I did a terrible thing�, sniffed the drunk, “Just a few hours ago I sold my
wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort.”

“That is awful,” said the other guy�,and now that she is gone you want her
back right?”

“Right!” said the drunk, still crying.

“You’re sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still
loved her, right?”

“Oh, No,” said the drunk. I want her back because I’m thirsty again!”