Religious Views of the World

Taoism: s*** happens.
confucianism: confucious says, s*** happens.
buddhism: if s*** happens, it isn’t really s***.
zen: what is the sound of s*** happening?
hinduism: this s*** happened before.
islam: if s*** happens, it is the will of allah.
protestantism: let s*** happen to someone else.
native american: what is the medicine of s***?
catholicism: if s*** happens, you deserve it.
judaism: why does this s*** always happen to us?
pantheism: it’s all the same s***.
atheism: i don’t believe this s***.
agnosticism: what is this s***?