Regan Could Count

On the bottom 3 rungs of hell are: Richard Nixon, 3rd from the bottom; Ronald Reagan, 2nd from hell’s lowest rung; and George W. Bush, who actually doesn’t have a rung, because when you’re at the very bottom, you don’t need one.

So Smirk’s a little peeved about this, so he asks Tricky Dick, “Hey, Nixon, how come you’re 3rd from the bottom, I mean, with Watergate and all?”

Nixon replies “Well, Watergate certainly was a scandal, and I am not a crook, but nobody, I mean nobody can say that I didn’t do my own thinking. Hell, I did everybody’s thinking, the stupid shits!”

So George W. says, “Well if you say so, but how ’bout you Ronnie, for sure you never did your own thinking, Hell, Nancy had to consult the Ouija board to find out if you should pick your nose or pick somebody for a cabinet post.”

Ronnie Ray-gun replies, “Well fella, that may be true, but at least I was elected. With a majority. Twice.”