Jokes for Learning English - Simply Read to Improve your English Comprehension

Two peguins at the store.

Two peguins went to the store, because they were making a cake, so they went to get eggs. they were out of eggs so they got….Potatoes!


A snake asked a fellow snake one day: Hey ssssssssteven! Do ou thinksssss we issssss poinessssssss???? Why do yousss asssssk ssssssssssssven??????/ Cousssssss i jussst bit mysss toung!!!!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman…

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.

Caling in sick

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, because I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I...

Donkeys at Christmas

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

Chicken Corn

Whats a chickens favorite corn??? Give up??? Gobble Corn Get it…HaHaHa….LOL