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The Snake

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead?...

Rabbit Intimate Relationship

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have intimate relationship? Because they have cotton balls.

With a monkey wrench!

Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkey wrench!

Why Men Live Longer than Animals

God created the mule, and told him, “You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and...

For Cat Lovers.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. At least dogs do what you tell...

Bear and Squirrel

Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. “Hmmm” says the bear to the squirrel, “Do you find that shit tends to stick...