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The captain and the camel

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the...

The Polish Dog

Polish dog gets stuck in a trap and chews of 3 of his legs, and is still in the trap.

Insulting Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way...

It’s rining cCats and Dogs!!!

What is the worst weather for rats and mice?? When it is raining cats and dogs

Bad Dog

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the...

Weird Chicken (an old joke)

There’s this guy, and he’s just bought a new car, so he wants to take it into the country to see how fast it can go. Now, he gets...