Not Your Typical Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Part of a the CIA’s specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy
chicken is on a perilous misson.

His object? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous
Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.

Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans
for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.