My Dog’s Name?

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was Mypen?

  • Mypen ate my homework.
  • Oh, no! Mypen is frothing at the mouth!
  • Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypen.
  • I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Mypen on a leash.
  • Mypen doesn’t come when I call it.
  • Mypen likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
  • I love giving Mypen a bath.
  • At night, I sleep with Mypen in my hands.
  • Mypen likes it when people pet him.
  • Mypen needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
  • Playing with Mypen really wears me out.
  • Would you like to see a picture of Mypen?
  • Sometimes I wake up, and Mypen is already active.
  • I think Mypen has a mind of its own.
  • I keep a picture of Mypen in my wallet.
  • Whenever I get lost, Mypen points me in the right direction.
  • I think Mypen is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
  • Mypen got out last night. I think he’s sleeping with the lady next door.
  • If Mypen was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
  • Mypen loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
  • Help! I can’t find Mypen!
  • Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypen.
  • Mypen gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
  • Sorry to be driving so fast, officer I have to take Mypen to the hospital.
  • Oh. no! Something bit Mypen!
  • Watch it or you’ll step on Mypen.
  • When Mypen behaves well, he gets a bone.
  • Stop kicking Mypen.
  • When riding in the car, Mypen enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
  • Mypen is truly man’s best friend.
  • Beware of Mypen. He’s carrying a disease.
  • People say Mypen looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
  • Mypen: the crotchsniffer.
  • There’s nothing like a welltrained bitch for Mypen.
  • I’ve tpained Mypen to jump through hoops.
  • Mypen always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
  • Excuse me I need a muzzle for Mypen.
  • Sorry I’m late, but Mypen kept me up howling all night…